It's National Sandwich Day Apparently - so Here's a Sandwich Cartoon

This cartoon depicts a contestant on a cooking show, “Masterchef,” proudly presenting a simple cheese sandwich to the judges.

The contestant, completely unapologetic, declares: “YES, IT IS A CHEESE SANDWICH – I NEVER WENT IN FOR THAT FANCY COOKING LARK.”

The humour comes from the contrast between the elaborate, high-pressure world of gourmet cookery shows and the plain, everyday simplicity of a humble cheese sandwich.

While other contestants are producing intricate dishes with exotic ingredients, this character has taken a defiantly down-to-earth approach.

It’s a light-hearted poke at competitive cooking culture – a reminder that sometimes the simplest foods are still the most comforting, even if they wouldn’t win any prizes on television.

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Beware any Offer to Put Your Windows In

"Putting the Windows In" – A Play on Words

This cartoon features a homeowner standing outside his house, looking rather distressed, while a builder – hammer in hand – stands nearby. Every one of the householder’s windows has been completely smashed.

The householder says to the builder, “When you offered to put my windows in, I thought you’d be replacing them with new ones.”

The humour comes from the double meaning of the phrase “put your windows in.” To most people, it means fitting or installing new windows – but the builder has taken it literally in the opposite sense, as if it meant breaking them all!

It’s a classic example of a visual pun, where a simple misunderstanding of everyday language leads to comic chaos. The mixture of straight-faced logic and total destruction makes it all the funnier.

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"Perfect Shape" – A Doctor and Patient Cartoon

This cartoon, seen here on the cover of a notebook, is set in a doctor’s surgery, where a patient is receiving some rather unexpected feedback from his GP. The doctor is telling an overweight patient that he’s in “perfect shape” – but quickly adds, “if you were a sumo wrestler!”

The humour lies in the doctor’s blunt honesty and the play on words around what it means to be in “perfect shape.” In most contexts, that phrase would be reassuring – but here, it’s turned upside down by the punchline, which redefines “perfect” in a way the patient wasn’t hoping for.

It’s a light-hearted take on the way doctors sometimes mix compassion with candour, and it works visually too – the contrast between the doctor’s calm professionalism and the patient’s startled reaction makes the joke land perfectly.

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"Show Her a Good Husband", the Counsellor Said...

This cartoon takes place during a marriage guidance counselling session. The husband is proudly showing the counsellor a photo of a friend, prompting her to clarify that when she asked him to “show her a good husband,” she didn’t mean a photo of one of his mates!

The humour comes from the husband’s complete misunderstanding of the counsellor’s request – taking it literally rather than as an invitation to reflect on his own behaviour. It’s a playful take on the kind of crossed wires that can happen in conversations, especially when someone takes a figure of speech at face value.

The joke works visually too – the man’s earnest expression, the counsellor’s exasperated look, and the innocent logic behind his mistake all combine to create a classic moment of cartoon misunderstanding.

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Also Available on a Greetings Card

Pocket Notebook for Doctors & Medical Practitioners

Here's a fun spiral-bound notebook that's a perfect gift for any doctor or medical practitioner!

The cover features a cartoon illustration of mine that shows a doctor using his stethoscope on a patient's feet.

The title on the cover of the notebook reads: “Doctor Finlay's Notebook”, but you can change the wording to your own choice when you order online from Zazzle via the link below.

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Four Christmas Cards I've Given a New Lease of Life to...

Here are four cartoon illustrations of mine that I'm using on Christmas Cards with Zazzle.

The beauty is that they are all personalisable – and you’ll have to take a look inside to read the punchlines!

You can also see many other items that I’ve designed on a Christmas theme in my gallery page here >>

Top of the Tree. Personalised Christmas Card

The Season to be Jolly. Personalised Christmas Card

A Time for Mistakes. Personalised Christmas Card

Quiet Reflection. Personalised Christmas Card

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Furniture Making, or Football? Hard to Tell...

This cartoon depicts a news anchor presenting a report titled “Furniture Making News”.

The news anchor’s dialogue adds to the joke: “Last week we saw the first leg, this week I’ll show you the second leg, and next week we’ll take a look at the top of the table.”

The humour lies in the double meaning of the words – while the topic appears to be about furniture making, the phrasing sounds exactly like something you might hear on a football programme discussing two-legged matches and league tables.

It’s a light-hearted play on football commentary clichés and DIY terminology, creating a clever mix of sports and woodworking humour.

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"Top of the Table" – A Football Managers' Awards Night Cartoon

This cartoon depicts a group of football managers gathered at an awards dinner, with the caption: “They all want to sit at the top of the table!”

The joke works on two levels – it’s both a literal reference to the managers’ desire to sit at the head of the table during the meal, and a clever nod to every football manager’s ambition to see their team finish at the top of the league table.

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by Nigel Sutherland

Driving Test. Hoping the Examiner Noticed One Particular Aspect...

"Get-U-Thru Driving School" – A Humorous Take on Learner Driver Nerves

This cartoon captures a moment that many learner drivers can relate to – the dreaded driving test! Set at the fictional Get-U-Thru Driving School, it shows a weary examiner sitting beside a nervous student, both inside a car clearly marked for a driving test.

The examiner, looking thoroughly exasperated, says to the hopeful student: “For the last time, yes I did notice how well you opened the door when you got in!”

The humour lies in the way the student’s anxiety has turned even the simplest action – opening a car door – into something they imagine might earn points. It’s a light-hearted reminder of how over-thinking can creep in when we’re under pressure to perform, especially during tests or interviews.

Like many of my cartoons, it takes a familiar real-life situation and gives it a twist of gentle exaggeration, turning tension into laughter. Everyone who’s ever faced a driving examiner will recognise that blend of nervousness and misplaced enthusiasm!

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You can find this design, along with many more of my motoring and everyday humour cartoons, on a variety of products in my Cartoons by Nigel Zazzle store >>.

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3 Driving School Cartoons on this Coffee Mug

"Alas, Poor Yorick!" – A Witty Twist on Shakespeare’s Hamlet

This cartoon reimagines one of the most famous moments in Shakespeare’s Hamlet – the melancholy scene in which Hamlet holds the skull of Yorick and delivers his immortal line about the court jester he once knew. It’s a moment steeped in drama, reflection and theatrical gravitas.

In my humorous version, that solemn atmosphere is suddenly punctured by another character – the stage director or fellow actor – who interrupts Hamlet mid-speech to correct him with the proper line: “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.”

The comedy arises from the clash between grand tragedy and trivial correction. While Hamlet wrestles with life and death, the director’s pedantic insistence on accuracy brings the scene crashing down to earth – the lofty turned laughable in an instant.

There’s also a playful nod to how often Shakespeare’s lines are misquoted or parodied in modern culture. By mixing the famous speech with echoes of “Dem Bones, Dem Bones,” the cartoon gently pokes fun at how easily high art becomes light entertainment.

It’s a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the Bard – a reminder that even four centuries later, his words still invite both deep thought and laughter in equal measure.

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